[SunkenCiv]

But it did not extend the generous tax credits for purchase or lease of hydrogen fuel-cell vehicles, disappointing advocates of that zero-emission vehicle technology.

Zero-emission my ass. That's even less accurate than calling that time-waster, taking the bus, "efficient".

[LogicDesigner]

“Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.”

My first recording attempt. I think I got 95% of it.

http://a.clyp.it/dnuljlfx.mp3 (or if that link doesn't work: http://clyp.it/dnuljlfx)

(Like imgur, but for audio: http://clyp.it/)