You know, honestly you raise a good point about there being too much heat right now. The thieves would be too obvious I reckon but I try to never underestimate the level of human larceny.
Thinking of what might float after a break-up. Airtight luggage maybe.
But the governments there are pretty stern. This sounds like a good way to get yourself caned if not more sanctions. (Chiefly Singapore, but others will, under certain circumstances.)