Posted on 12/26/2014 9:32:07 PM PST by Steelfish
Well, I hope we’re not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
“Monkey Man”
I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true
I’m a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled it on through
Yes, I’m a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?
Well, I hope we’re not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...
(ad lib)
/lyrics
This earth is a zoo. Enjoy the show.
Can someone 'splain that to me?
“White Privilege” monkey does not seem amused.
ooh, ooh, ooh!
Luckily, they didn’t call him a cracker. That would’ve really hurt.
Would anyone disagree?
No. Korea will probably be subject to a drone attack one of these days, hitting below the belt makes monkeys pretty angry.
Perhaps the drones will drop monkey excrement confirming the NK allegations. ;-)
Seriously, the population of NK are victims of a mad regime. An attack on anyone other than NK top leadership would be cruel.
Build all the nukes you want. Kill our allies’s citizens in South Korea and even attack their Army and Navy forces. Drop a few ballistic missiles around Japan. Even finance terrorism and spread WMDs around the Middle East. Engage in cyber terrorism on US soil, for goodness sake.
But DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT call the thin-skinned one any names! THAT’S gonna make news!!
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