If Jeb Bush is nominated I’ll be so angry I’ll blow a gasket.
A hemorrhagic stroke will occur in the part of my brain that recognizes the word “Republican.” After that event, whether I want to vote for Jeb Bush or not will be completely irrelevant.
I’ll be neurologically and physically unable to do so. When I read the word “Republican” or anything even remotely related to the party, I will see only blank spaces. When others speak about anything Republican, I will hear only silence.
I think I’ll start taking aspirin every day, just in case we nominate anyone who’s not exactly like Ted Cruz.