LOL! You just won the Internet!
I am in the armchair after cleaning up from the pre-church dinner and the after-church dessert course. Everyone else is in bed. A woman's work is never done.
With the Department of Homeland Security, you’re never completely alone.
Seriously funny!!!
On TV just now they had huge mugs of Roger Ebert, different close ups, and then the voiceover: “Roger Ebert. The only thing he loved more than movies was...”
My interjection: “Food.”
Commercial, continuing: “... Life itself.” A special on the great man. I like my answer better. Also, 2020 hindsight: “The Popcorn.”