Posted on 12/24/2014 1:41:11 PM PST by Libloather
Have a good new year.
/johnny
/johnny
/johnny
Merry Christmas to you, too. Miss the old days so very much.
321,300 tons of freight to deliver in 31 hours. Man, if Santa ever passes a “scales open” sign the DOT will shut down Christmas for sure.
I don’t see any problem with your numbers. Nice piece of work. A little Holiday Likker and a physics book should be all anyone needs to do their own calculations. But as to deer flying I’m here to tell you it happens. Done it. Seen it numerous times. Whenever one of the knotheads tangles with the cow catcher on one of my trucks he does indeed fly at the last speed I was clocking. Sustaining the velocity is a bit problematic as sometimes they can’t stand the torque of passing the Star Gate, turn into G-Force stew, and, admittedly, I’ve never hit one that was wearing his Worm Hole Harness. I’ve written to Santa before, advising that he keep his varmits off the open range in the off season but he seems to have more than enough spares to keep the sled running since my trucks average about one per year.-——Merry Christmas.
Good wrapping paper for coal.
Yo, why is Santa Claus white? That’s racist.
....And it served him very well last night. Merry Christmas!
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