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This hack of Sony is awesome and a good thing.

Why, you say?

There are a finite number of ways to attack things, even computers. And the methods used tend to be derivative of one another, especially from groups like the Norks, China, and Pakistan.

So they used some very expensive and dangerous technology on a private company that made a movie mocking Kim Jong-un and his little limp penis.

Well, thanks!

We now know how this weapon works, can defend against it and variations of said weapon, and we will work to close this and similar vulnerabilities.

And we get the added benefit of reading emails (from fellow liberals) mocking Obama as a one-note bigot obsessed with race and find out the Angelina Jolie really is a no-talent bitch.

Sure beats them using this same tech to cause a nuclear meltdown or turning off the power during the Superbowl.

So anyway, thank you little fat Kim Jong-un for having such a fragile ego and limp penis that you were so bothered by a movie that you exposed years of espionage and probably billions of dollars of tech research to protect your vanity. Your fragile ego probably saved millions of lives!

So, Kim (may I call you Kimmy?) you did us a fantastic favor, and both amused us by your vanity and the fact that you exposed Hollyweirdos for what we thought they were.

Great job!