Before becoming president, King Barack and Queen Michelle and their two daughters, Malaria and Sasquatch were forced to live in this lowly,
cramped, former sharecroppers shack on Chicago's South Side.
Being dirt poor negroes and accustomed to being discriminated against, they were unable to pay the full $1.95 asking price and had to seek
price concessions from the seller before they could take ownership. Once they were able to purchase the home they had to borrow a garbage
truck from the City of Chicago to move their meager household goods from their former residence, a cardboard refrigerator box located under
a nearby railroad underpass.
Barack, being of slight build was unable to work the broken power steering on the garbage truck and had to ride on the back of the truck while
Michelle did the driving. As they made their way to the new home people were rushing to the street to dump their gargae into the passing garbage truck.
This would not have happened if they were white skinned born into White Privilege.
Holy cra*! (pardon my French.)
$1.95?
Even for Chicago, that seem like a bargain. How long ago was that?