Hmmmm, I fully believe that there is no depth below which Dorkbama would not sink, but this doesn’t ring true.
After all, a woman would have to be vewwy vewwy desparate to shack up with that spineless dorkbrained wimpoid.
Heck, even the gays I know reject this stickman.
Sadly, there are such women among us. Just ask Charlie Manson.