[itsahoot]

I told her: “It’s none of your damn business if I own any ‘guns’, but if you persist with this line of questioning I will be forced to shoot you and your entire staff.” She chuckled and replied, “OK, I think we’ll just skip the rest of the questionnaire and get on with the physical examination.” True story.

In most cases you would be in jail, good thing you had a sane questioner who did not report your statement.

[Roger Kaputnik]

She has been my doctor for the past 15 years. She knows me and I know her, so there was never any genuine threat from me towards her or vice versa.