“The Newthers believe in a vast conspiracy which is too outlandish to even pretend to believe.”
Oh come on, Pappy. It’s not unbelievable in the least to think that the deaths were all faked, and the entire town knew about it and kept their mouths shut, and then later those dead kids were photographed at the White House and Super Bowl. Oh, and the kids are also satanists.
That’s not hard to believe at all! /sarc
My sister is a Truther and one of her friend informed me that a cruise missile hit the Pentagon on 9/11. When I remarked about all the witnesses that saw the plane heading for the Pentagon, he said they were all members of the conspiracy.
Well, that is certainly convenient. Now I know Kristinn is a well-connected member of the International Power Cabal.