[Opinionated Blowhard]

the stuff that gives buttery flavor to microwave popcorn could trigger Alzheimer’s disease.

So that's why I can't remember seeing any good movies over the past 5 or 10 years.

[Bobalu]

Do you or a loved one have a persistent cough? Early onset Alzheimers?

If you do and you have ever eaten microwave popcorn you may be entitled to a large cash settlement.

Call the law offices of Wee, Sooem and Howe today!

[1raider1]

Love your cleverness, but I don’t think your problem comes from the concession stand.