[Kenny Bunk]

I recently had the same experience.

However, my attorney, Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq., was unable to get me any dough! Seems the queer kneaders knew nobody in this town would marry me.

Algonquin and I are now working on the Native American Ancestry angle. One of my grandmothers once had long black hair and was mighty handy with a tomahawk. If I don't get any money, I may run for Senate anyway.

[abishai]

Did she have high cheekbones? Gotta have high cheekbones or you’re out of luck.

[BatGuano]

A.J. Calhoun, one of the best characters in TV history.
I love the joke about the Kingfish going to AJC to ask him what a Subpoena that he had just been served meant.
AJC told him that it was a legal latin term that, when separated into two parts, could be explained.
“Sub”, that means under, below like a SUBmarine or SUBway.”
“Poena” that is the latin word for penis.”
“Kingfish, they got you by the balls.”
Apologies...Bat