[CAluvdubya]

If I have to pick up dog poop in heaven I ain’t going.

Not a problem....in Heaven, dogs poop rainbows!

[BlueDragon]

And unicorns have skittles rain down out of their rainbows.

Let's see a dog top that.

But I feel sorry for some of them.

Their owners can be such shameful beasts, doing things not even a cat would do, much less a dog (sorry, cat people) that they've taken to wearing disguises while in public.