Pizza and French fries are awesome. I must find a way to combine the two for dinner tonight.
Mmmmm. You are speaking of the elusive Bacon-Cheeseburger Pizza... One of the best_things_on_earth.
You can make one at home... I'll bet you can name every ingredient off the top of your head (that's the fun of it).
Easy on the mustard (use a dark, smoky mustard) and dill pickle... and deep fry the fries before the fact... add them in the last 5 min. Lettuce and tomato sliced thin and added cold, after the fact.