In my scenario, the box was shipped immediately to the White House where President Obama set it down on his desk and slowly opened it... As he leaned in to make out what was in the box, an old withered hand popped out and bitch slapped him!...
lol!
He’s probably figuring out how to send those relic from our Forefathers back to them, just like Churchill’s bust. “ValJar—get me a time machine, NOW!”