Posted on 12/05/2014 7:21:33 PM PST by Lorianne
lol.
VERSE 1:
Ahm the last Democrat down here in the South,
Thought Id croon a tune afore ah put mah gun in muh mouth,
Theres a lady you know, a lip stick diesel dyke,
She kin run a trout line and ride a four-wheel bike,
A huntin and a fishin just like you and me,
Shes the former First Lady name of Hill-Ah-REEEEEE!
Now Landrieus gone, we done lost our Miss Piggy.
Time ta find a new hawg up in New York City,
Who kin raft the White Water, and rope them cattle futures,
Breakin glass ceilings caused her plenty of sutures,
Shes as country as grits with a side of chicken fried steak,
Shell lecture our nation with What Diffrince Does It MAAAAAKE?!
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
VERSE 2:
We gotta press the Reset button and go back to an age,
When the President rammed cigars up a female page,
An Mericuh was strong but makin minimum wage,
So c’mon ever’body put yer muzzle under yer chin,
Wiggle your toe on the trigger, country folk’s ranks gotta thin,
That’s the kind of vote lib’ruls need so Hillary kin win!
We got tractors n hayrolls n barns in this ad,
Gratutitous rural imagery makin Republicans mad.
Were frauds from Manhattan where this commercial wuz shot,
Wearin cowboy duds, some Madison agency thought,
Would make simple country folk lose their minds and vote,
Fer a fat yankee empty pantsuit screechin a cacklin note!
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
Oh that’s great!
Thank you
We have to find a way to get this sung and up on you tube.
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