Tar, feather, repeat.
He will be clueless about where they belong.
OK, where do I buy them and send them? No kidding, we should at least deluge the little pr!ck, Boner, with some prosthetic balls, since he has no natural ones.
Is there any place where you can buy a cheap set of fake testicles that can be sent to him? Let him know that at the very least we are taking note of his deficiency and/or traitorous tendencies and are urging him to act like a Conservative man.
Would be a waste of balls.
Speaker Boehner needs a round-trip ticket to Palookaville, if Palookaville is a conservative small town with many good old boys with rifles who can keep him sitting there long enough for them to explain the serious implications of Congress voting to fund Obama’s Executive Amnesty Order...until he finally get’s it, changes his views completely, and can be sent back to Washington as a freedom-loving American.
For example, if Congress funds Obama’s Executive Order, democracy in the English-speaking world will be set back to 1214, the year before the signing of the Magna Carta, which King John only agreed to sign because otherwise his nobles would not fund his government.
All subsequent democratic governments have had legislatures, descending from that group of nobles, with the authority to wield the power of the purse against rulers who would like to make themselves into dictators. Dictatorships need money to operate, so refusals by legislatures to fund dictatorial actions is critical to maintaining democracies.
Yet here we are with John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and their supporters who, instead of withholding funds from Obama so he can’t create a dictatorship, are acting almost eager to present him with the funds on a silver platter to do so.
What can we do? Every Congressman and Senator who votes to fund Obama’s dictatorship should be made the subject of a recall effort. Let the petitions begin.
Good idea, I think.
Push these, just let him try and re-gift them! http://www.yournutz.com/products/4-blue-biker-balls
Boehner: 2 strikes, 0 balls.
Dont bother. He wouldnt know what to do with them. Maybe he could call Sarah Palin for some guidance. She has brass ones.
He does not WANT them. He would then have to shave.
That's not a rule. That's extortion.
-PJ
Should we all send in some TruckNutz?
You can buy “Nauticals”. Maybe as a statement Conservatives in mass should send them to him. He might get the message.
We should inundate his office with bags of ping-pong balls.
He’d just suck them, I fear. He’s a thing of the age.
boehner would make someone a nice housewife.