[Col Freeper]

Climate change is also moving all the furniture in my house around just a little every time I leave the house.

That damnable Climate Change has unexpectedly killed all the leaves on my giant sycamore trees and dispersed them all over the yard!

I'm going to need some serious (thinking millions of $) Government money to take care of this catastrophe!

[ModelBreaker]

“That damnable Climate Change has unexpectedly killed all the leaves on my giant sycamore trees and dispersed them all over the yard!”

Sorry for your loss. Call FEMA immediately.