[Nervous Tick]

police officer shoots dead unarmed black man during scuffle

One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back, they faced each other

Drew their guns, and stabbed each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot the two dead boys.

You don't believe what I say is true?

Then ask the blind man! He saw it too!

[moehoward]

That’s a keeper.

[lwd]

Drew their guns swords, and stabbed shot each other.

Fixed it for ya ...one of my favorites.