[JRandomFreeper]

If there is an M9 and a standard 1911 sitting on the table, and a giraffe shows up in my front yard, I'll be grabbing the 1911 on the way to the rifle.

/johnny

[PROCON]

Giraffeaphobe!!

[MrNeutron1962]

You are right of course. I think an M1 Carbine is a far better offensive weapon for use by giraffes then any handgun. During the battle of the cities my father's squad had several giraffes equipped with them.

[OftheOhio]

I qualified sharpshooter with a loose as a goose Remington 1911 my last year in the service. A .45 fits my hand like a glove. The holy grail: Colt series 70 Gold Cup