"Chief, how do you give us our Indian names?"
The Chief replied...
"Well, when we decide to give a person his or her Indian name we leave the teepee and the first thing we see is that person's name!
For instance, that woman over there is Running Deer. That guy over there is Jumping Fox.
Obama stared off into the distance and thoughfully replied...
"Oh, that makes some sense now."
To which the Chief asked...
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"
“He Who Eats Dogs”.