[PROCON]

“I like my new name: Barack Black Eagle. That is a good name,” Obama said at the time.

Yeah, I have my own "Indian" name I call you...

[DuncanWaring]

Black Eagle?

Or “Walking Eagle”?

[ViLaLuz]

He’s so cool I call him Cool Arrow. (my apologies to the Spanish speakers here, but it fits)

[P-Marlowe]

So the native Americans have chosen Obama to be their lawn jockey mascot?

Eagles everywhere are offended.

[etl lll]

Black Dodo would be more appropriate.

[Fresh Wind]

Bring heap big wampum when you go White House so Chief Black Crow Barry give you fire water and you smokum peace pipe full of wahupta weed!

[SparkyBass]

Obama went up to the chief of the tribe

"Chief, how do you give us our Indian names?"

The Chief replied...

"Well, when we decide to give a person his or her Indian name we leave the teepee and the first thing we see is that person's name!

For instance, that woman over there is Running Deer. That guy over there is Jumping Fox.

Obama stared off into the distance and thoughfully replied...

"Oh, that makes some sense now."

To which the Chief asked...

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"

[stboz]

How ‘bout “Pecking Buzzard?”

[I want the USA back]

So he gets an “indian” name but a team calls itself “redskins” and all hell breaks loose.

[machogirl]

Will the “faux” Native American Elizabeth Warren be there?

[SMARTY]

‘Half-black man speak with forked tongue’

THEY’LL find out!!

[shove_it]

“Chief Halfrican Birdbrain”

[MeshugeMikey]

[dragonblustar]

“I like my new name: Barack Black Eagle. That is a good name,” Obama said at the time.

His wife, Molting Buzzard.

[dragonblustar]

Barack Black Eagle.

But to the rest of us, he's still Jive Turkey Obama.

[IronJack]

Barack Black Eagle.

Because Indians don’t have words for “Half-white Bungling Dodo.”