Teach the animals to read and make them read the Grand Jury proceedings. of course, then you would have to explain it all to them in minute detail since they are too stupid (by design) to comprehend the evidence, just like L4B, Holder, and Sharptoon.
It gets worse. Harvard Law school participated in this as well. They all layed down and played dead in protest for 4.5
Minutes.
"Look Err, talking farm animals."