[Lazamataz]

In fact, I will go one further:

You don't even need to read the issue or the stance the NYT takes.

Simply say, "Whatever the NYT stands for on this issue, whatever it is, I take the 180-degree opposite stance."

God will smile, and Satan will gnash his teeth.

[Savage Beast]

You’re right. I do. He does. His teeth gnash.