Black Guy #1: “Hey man, my battry was stolled out of my car last night, how bout takin’ me to a auto store so I can get me a new one”
Black Guy #2: “That’s gonna’ be a problem, my brutha’, they all got burned down last night”
Black Guy #1: “Well how bout takin’ me to Mickey D’s, after all that riotin’ from last night, I’m starvin”
Black Guy #2: “What the hell man, if you be riotin’ last night and you didn’t hear that all them joints got burnt down too?”
Black Guy #1: “Yeah, you right, I think I mighta’ helped torched those places. Well, can you take me to work?”
Black Guy #2: “Sure Bro, where do ya’ work?
Black guy #1: “I stock television sets and computer stuff over at Best Buy”
Black Guy #2: “Damn, my brother, this jus’ isn’t your day”
“This is giving me a headache. Take me to Walgreens to get some Advil”
“It burned, flooded and then burned up”.
“So what did you get?”
“A 72” mirror”
“Huh?”
“It was supposed to be a TV but my idiot brother forget to steal the power cord”.