Can’t be any worse than Pizza Hut. That’s what that tastes like too. Artificial everything. Grown in a vat from industrial waste cultures I think.
I remember in NY Circa the 80s there was a frozen pizza called “Ellio’s” Full size pie. 99 cents at the A&P or the Grand Union (both supermarkets now defunct I think.
THAT was leagues better than today’s Pizza Hut.
A&P is still around... Grand Union is defunct. Went out of business in 2008, I think.