[Billthedrill]

Hot dang it. I drove fast as I could to Clayton, shotgun at the ready, and all that was happening was a 20% off sale at the feed and tractor store.

Clayton, Idaho, of course. Founded by a feller with a bawdy house. There's another one?

[boycott]

You might need that shotgun if you take a wrong turn and end up in Clayton, MO.