This from the Philadelphia Inquirer:
"There was also the Harvard Law student who couldn't get into a Dershowitz class despite multiple attempts: Barack Obama.
"'Twice because the computer kept him out,' Dershowitz said. 'It wasn't my fault.'"
Too bad the computer couldn't keep Barry out of the White House.
Translation: Dershowitz got word of a lazy, f***-up troublemaker trying to get into his class and black-balled him. Bet on it. The computer? Hahahaha!