So the IRS is monitoring this comment?
Excellent. In that case....
I found 3, 20lbs bars of gold and Lois Lerner’s hard drive pretty close to each other. I left a note as to my identity and wareabouts with the hard drive. If you want the gold, bring me the hard drive.
...Isn’t this the way our government works these days?
No 1099 on the gold?