There was a time when decent people ate off the points of their knives, and the fork was a suspicious novelty.
Posted on 11/19/2014 8:32:36 PM PST by smokingfrog
The news out of the United Kingdom almost reads like a satire piece from The Onion. But as strange as it may sound to people around the world, and especially in the United States, the British police push to ban knives is no joke.
The new “Save a Life – Surrender Your Knife” program is in full swing and police are telling us that they have joined forces with an already growing trend in the United Kingdom to ban “pointy” knives.
Lancashire Police tell us that an “amnesty” program began at the end of August, and “more than 800 knives have been handed in across the county – including swords, machetes and commando knives.”
“The amnesty was extended for a further week owing to its success,” Lancashire Police representatives explained.
The Lancashire department explains that their “officers have now given their backing to a national initiative designed to raise awareness of knife crime and encourage the surrender of dangerous weapons.”
In spite of the amnesty ending this week, police tell us that “people can continue to hand in any knife at any police station with a front counter as well being able to drop them into the designated bins.”
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I'll get right on it.
knife saves life:http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3228968/posts
Please, do it for the children.
Hammers are next to go.
Britain: Almost as antithetical to freedom as Cuba
Did all the Men there die in a war?
Oh cut it out.
So I’m supoose to eat hamburgers or fisb when I visit England?
Why don’t they just hand in their balls and be done with it?
No. Just, the women.
Watch for a surge in fork murders.
No stabbing knives allowed.
Slicing knives, yes.
Islamic State approves.
Go to the slammer or give up your hammer.
This week we’ll learn how to defend ourselves with a banana.
My thoughts exactly.
There was a time when decent people ate off the points of their knives, and the fork was a suspicious novelty.
Knives? But what of the matter of self defence against an assault involving fresh fruit?
How does one defend one’s self from an attack by a blackguard whilst armed with, say, a banana?
thus thing just dont jell
you grabbes go to heck!
I lost all my knives in a boating accident.
No, no, no… boats are for guns, with knives it's different, it's I lost my knife in a tragic toaster accident.
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