That ham is about to fall down!
reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.
Back when I was going to college (1975-1976), I saw a 50-60 year old lady walking down the aisle with a furry (something) swinging between her legs, under her full length coat. As a security operative it hit me “ I’ve seen a LOT of stuff between womens legs, but never that low.” I figured it was probable cause and confronted her. She dropped about $200 worth of clothes (including a mink cuffed and collar sweater. She was from Russia, could barely speak English and we found out she had been arrested 35 times for shoplifting. The DA went to her house (after all those charges it became a crime instead of a summary offense)and found a garage FULL of stolen merchandise. The Public Prosecuter whined to the judge about how old she was, had no job, was an immigrant (but getting public assistance), so she was told to never go into my store again. I wonder how much she stole from other stores.
That ham is about to fall down!
“reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.”
I actually caught a guy stuffing an entire smoked ham up under his coat. He also had a .38 Smith stuck in the back of his pants.