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LOL!!!

Stolen!

....Gruber and his “Progressive Masters of the Universe” were undone by a few “stupid” people on the net. But when Progressives are distracted by the beauty of their own navels, they may be slow to pickup that the people they're lying to are onto them.......

BTW, speaking of Gruber's navel......it's not well-known but the Grubers play sex games to spice up the bedroom. Cooing in Gruber's ear about "stupid Americans" is a total turn-on....turns Jonathan into an erotic stud, delivering wild and uninhibited sex play.

Of course, Gruber insists the missus be a "total woman." So one night Mrs G tottered into the Gruber bedroom on stiletto heels wearing a blue-state blue lace teddy w/ coordinated beads.....carrying a vial of botox in one hand and a box of Rice-a-Roni in the other hand.

"Guess who I am," she said brightly.

"Gee, I don't know," Jonathan said lamely, beat from crunching numbers all day.

"I'm Nancy Pelosi, " she replied.

Jonathan ripped off his clothes...ready for a wild night of hot Rice-a-Roni.

In the three seconds before I realized who it was, I was thinking, “Pajama Boy sure looks a lot like Gruber”.