[SunkenCiv]

The idiotic a-holes also claim that the Greeks stole everything from the Great Library of Alexandria -- an archive of ancient learning started after Alexander the Great's conquest of Egypt. Thanks Eleutheria5.

• Archeology: Evidence scant for ancient Muslims in America

[Eleutheria5]

The library was burnt down by a Muslim conqueror.

[SunkenCiv]

It's true, those intrepid muzzies had heard a rumor that they had rich first cousins across the ocean, and wanted to marry them, after beating them and making them wear burkahs.

• Turkey's Erdogan: Muslims discovered Americas
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