Gruber - A New Contribution to the English Lexicon

Vanity | November 15, 2014 | Vanity

[yetidog]

gruber - new word

[RobinOfKingston]

gruber is no pimp. gruber is a whore. He prostituted himself for money.

[yetidog]

Great idea. But gruberized is a verb (past tense), and gruberization is a noun.

Gruberized could also be an adjective to describe one’s situation after having been, well, gruberizd. As in “processed” (past tense verb) and “processed” (adj.) meat.I meant to say that gruberization is a noun,

We are on to something now that we have to debate the word’s appropriate parts of speech.

When you think about it, “gruber” is a very good word. It kind of has a nice tone to it, relates a socio-historical context, and is very specific in defining the cause or basis of the falsehood underlying its use.

I am sure that I am not the first to think of it; but I hope it gains universal acceptance in the same sense liberals make up words to hide their agendas (”pro-choice,” “affordable care,” “war on women” etc.)

[COUNTrecount]

There is a “rube” right there in Gruber, so he’s not all that himself.

[Grampa Dave]

grubering - the art of lying for political and money reason.

grubergate - When the art of grubering becomes a well known problem.

[txhurl]

GRUBEr sure is!

[Oatka]

I suggest we replace “Low Information Voter” with “Gruber-Voter”.

A snippet from my post in various comments sections re: I-594’s background check win in Washington. (Hopefully it, and yours, will spread.)

“Unfortunately, non-gun owners didn’t give a damn. All they could see is how ‘reasonable’ I-594 appeared, ignoring the Form 4473 connection, or else they believed the empty ‘it would make us safer’ meme. To coin a word, they were ‘Grubered’.”

[Verginius Rufus]

Too bad Jonathan Gruber had to spoil a perfectly good surname. Before this the most famous Gruber was Franz Gruber, who composed the music to "Silent Night."

It's like that journalist Clymer. One of the Signers of the Declaration of Independence had the same surname.

[doug from upland]

Clinton grubered the public before the term came into popular usage.

[doug from upland]

LOL. The guy pulled a gruber in a gay bar and told a new 5-minute partner not to worry about a condom.

[doug from upland]

A Muslim is allowed to gruber an infidel.

[Kid Shelleen]

>> Other ideas? <<

Money Groober - A political tool who profits from laws and policies that he and his cronies will never live under.

Did you see that "Money Groober Al Gore made 100 million from the global warming scame?

Did you read that "Money Groober" Hillary Clinton makes 200K a lecture speaking about income inequality?

Did you know that "Money Groober" Harry Reid has made millions from unethical land deals?