[Buckeye McFrog]

I’d advise him to stay out of taverns in West Virginia unless he wants to get his a** whooped.

[NorthMountain]

There’s lots of ‘hollers’ in southern WV that don’t get visited too often ... It sure would be a shame if he got lost in one and couldn’t find his way out.

Ever.

[Pajamajan]

"I'd advise him to stay out of taverns in West Virginia unless he wants to get his a** whooped."

This genius also needs to stay away from sports bars and NFL venues, since he thinks football players are morons too.