HEY! FAT CREDITS! You are on to something!
Want to eat that deep fried triple cheeseburger? NO PROBLEM!
Just purchase (x) Fat Credits from me and you’re good to go!
I promise to use (some of) the money raised to buy a salad for a fat, fat fatty! Maybe me...
The government is still idiotically imposing “low fat” standards on the foods our kids eat in school.