Sorry, they’re neither Christian nor conservative. They’re pimply faced adolescents with bad teeth giggling over the lingerie pictures in a Sears catalog.
Sears still has a catalog? Go figure.
You say that like it's a bad thing, and what you say with mockery, I say in earnest! What a pimply-faced adolescent I am, soaring above the heavens like an eagle! How poignant and proud are my bad teeth! How elegant, how refined, how like a god is the face of man as he learns to appreciate the finest objects of art in the world, to rival even the collection at the Hermitage: THE SEARS LINGERIE CATALOG!