[Marie]

Don’t even start with me, Laz. You know that I appreciate your humor 99% of the time and the 1% that’s stupid, I can successfully ignore.

For the love of Pete. I named a freaking cat after you.

So don’t start with that “Marie’s so uptight” crap. I have a very few lines and one of them is adult/minor sex.

And you damn well that MANY of these posters are reveling in the subject, not just joking. You’re not a stupid man, Laz. So take off the blonde wig and fake eyelashes, unstuff your bra, and stop pretending.

[Lazamataz]

Damn, I just been bested. :) Good job. :)

[shibumi]

"Laz. So take off the blonde wig and fake eyelashes, unstuff your bra, and stop pretending."

Wait.

What?

You mean that Laz ... Laz is .....

Laz is .....Male?!?!?

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(Oh. Dear me. Oh ... this is not good.....)