[coloradan]

With a stealth fighter, China tries to gain attention.

I wish them luck. I've flown gigantic squadrons of stealth fighters over capitols all across the country, and no one has ever even noticed. I think I need to change my approach. Maybe take less advice from ninjas.

[Hulka]

Better stick to advice from the Mall Ninja: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/