"Uncle David" - like the Uncle Tom of Harriet Beecher Stowe's famous tome. Brooks is a step-n-fetchit for the Uniparty elite in Thievington, District of Corruption.
Uncle David's Column; or, Life Among the Elite: The sentimental novel depicts the reality of slavery by elitist dolts while also asserting that Sarah Palin's leadership can overcome something as destructive as enslavement of fellow human beings.