[FreeAtlanta]

“Programmed with a variety of cocain dealers’ numbers.”

If we gave that man a room with piles of cocaine, he would snort until he died. He would forgo eating in favor of blow. Our problems would be solved.

Congress should order daily deliveries of cocaine to the White House.

[KarlInOhio]

If we gave that man a room with piles of cocaine, he would snort until he died. He would forgo eating in favor of blow. Our problems would be solved.

Of course you would have to give Slow Joe a lifetime supply of Cap'n Crunch and some Hot Wheels to completely solve the problem.