Those nasty SUVs caused global warming. Scientist have found the remains of thousands of ancient SUVs mixed in with dinosaur remains.
Whenever I have the displeasure of meeting a judgemental Prius owner, I be sure to thank them for their sacrifice.
I tell them about my SUV and that between the two of us, we are carbon neutral.
So, if you are in NC and hear little explosions, it’s their heads.