Dateline, 1 Nov 2014 - Authorities have determined that William T. Drill's house was toilet-papered shortly before it was doused with gasoline and burnt to the ground. The suspect is described as 4'6" tall and wearing a torn linen sheet. Mr. Drill was quoted as saying, "I had it coming."
LOL.
How can anyone think they can sell the idea of no candy for kids?