An obscure movie reference. In Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pee Wee's bicycle gets stolen. He is told by a fortune teller that it was taken to the basement of the Alamo, so he goes off on a cross country quest to get to the Alamo and get his bicycle back. When he finally makes it there, he is told by the tour guide that there is no basement, and she laughs at him.
Ya beat me by a minute. But at least I could tell folks who the tour guide was!
That is one strange dude.