Yeah, I’d be on the same side of your vet. She’s the only parent he ever had who hasn’t left. Yet.
I could help Obama. Give me Reggie Love’s phone number and I’ll call him and tell him you need a conjugal visit.
Or, let me contact your Christian half-brother and invite him to the White hut for a visit. I have a crew that can assemble a tarpaper shack on the White Hut lawn.
Oh, did I hoot your widdow feewings?
I know! Let’s have a spelling contest.
Okay, you and valerie go suck that crack pipe. Give me a ring if I can help you get through this awful disappointment.
I still care. I really do.
I know, let’s get you out of the closet. You’ll feel better. Moochelle won’t mind, you sleep in separate bedrooms already.