Don't flatter yourself.
Just so happens that when I come across your pissy arrogance,
I feel compelled to poke you with a stick because of it.
Don't like getting poked, don't be such a prick all the time.
In fact, you're a good example of a rather immature but hard-to-shake
trait of mine.. specifically that someone might have all the
"conservative cred" in the world, but still be so personally
obnoxious that I develop a dislike for them.
So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Yeah, but gunner, you do it with CLASS! {^)