Flat brim "idiot" hat.
Tattoos are unprofessional and can be seen with a suit and tie.
49ers? Come on.
We’ve got a guy here who’s inked up all over his body, but he shows up to work with high-buttoned collared shirts with long sleeves and is incredibly intelligent when it comes to systems engineering. It’s more about attitude than appearance, but if you show up to an interview with tattoos on your hands, neck, or head, you’re asking to be dismissed on principal.
....in addition...stupid sounding names (I know I know, its the parent(s) fault...
non-relevant liberal arts degrees (especially African American studies)
Problematic length of employment (shows that you can't commit to a job
You must have some sort of civic duty such as boy scouts, nra, church, habitat for humanity, SOMETHING.
Military service preferred.
even the military has clamped down on their tattoo policies for new incoming.