Don’t remember those.
How about Joh Belushi’s samurai skits...Samurai Delicatessen, Samural Optometrist, Samurai Banker.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78bscotch.phtml
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http://www.inma.org/blogs/disruptive-innovation/post.cfm/publishers-is-your-business-model-as-ludicrous-a-scotch-tape-boutique
This is bizzaro: while Googling “Scotch Tape Boutique”, I found this FR entry mentioning “Spatula City” and SNL’s “Scotch Tape Boutique”...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/929753/replies?c=3