you are a laugh a minute
Damn right I am, but still significantly dumber for having read your comment.
I hate you because you are unloveable, unnoticed, unwashed, unhappy, unabased, uncanny, unalluring, uncherished, uncomfortable, undesirable, unclothed, undisciplined, undignified, unimaginable, unforgivable, uninspiring, unlaudable, unlikeable, unimportant.
I really really hate you.